Ikea Happy Inside Cats

把100只猫咪放进打烊后的宜家家具店,会发生些什么呢?伦敦Mother公司为英国宜家做了这样一个尝试,半夜把100只猫放进店里,然后用摄像头记录下它们在一夜之间所做的事。经过摄影师的拍摄和剪辑,制作出一部超可爱的广告。

Read More

如果像猫一样

因为M同学实在太忙,因此他的约稿《关于一只叫做TT的狗和一个广告人的理想》这样具有雄心壮志和软文性质的美妙文章看来是无法写啦!那么,黄猫,你赚到了。感谢unpet.cc宝眷给黄猫以及白猫,和他们的主人这样的一个约稿。虽然由于是我写,于是主题就从狗变成了猫。没有办法呀!TT,你已经是大明星了。SO,Come on黄猫先生!

如果你是只猫,那么一定要选择一个好主人。这个道理就好像投胎是一门学问一样简单。

从一只猫的角度来看我的生活:早晨洗澡、带着装满粪便的垃圾袋出门、夜里打猎归来或许会带什么好吃的、盯着发光的屏幕看个不停、 和一个小金属片说话、 盯着一些纸张发呆。这样看来,我不是一个好主人。因为我很有可能三天回不了家而不能及时清理猫砂,也很有可能一个星期不陪它玩,更有可能半个月都没有买新鲜的猫粮或者肉罐头。所以,还等什么呢,逃亡太辛苦,赶快闭上眼睛睡一个大头觉。把能忘记掉的部分都忘记掉吧。

从一个广告人的角度来看一只猫的生活:早晨十点钟起床喝一口水,舔舔自己的毛以后就可以在窗台上晒晒太阳看看鸟。看看书看不懂困了一直睡到中午,中午去吃一些已经准备好的饭,伸展腰杆开始思考问题。学习哲学,学习音乐,学习一动不动,维持这个状态一直到想睡为止。把所有的记忆切割成以十五分钟为单位的片段,每过一会儿就清理掉记忆里的垃圾。宠辱不惊,虽然对一切事物保持旺盛的好奇感,但即使每天吃同样口味的饼干也可以胃口大开。睡到自然醒,醒到自然睡。无负担地全身轻松。

对于一只猫来说,它的主人的生活状况是不可理解的:牵挂万千而收获甚少。它很难以想象这是怎样的一种虚无职业。这样真的能打到猎物吗?给一只猫一个下午的时间就可以抓住一只鸟呢!为什么会每天加班鸟都没有抓回来一只?

对于一个广告人来说:猫的生活还需要一些改造,才能变成是理想的生活状态。主要是家猫太宅,像是周日不愿意出门的那种懒惰心态,野猫又没有定点饭可以吃,如果被哪个不听话的小孩抓到尾巴,恐怕就要亮出爪子大干一场。而且,食素是不是更有利于健康?

每当有空的时候,我会思考这个问题:对于我和黄猫交换身份的可能性。白猫,你先睡觉,我保证不打你,也不会试图骑到你背上去。因为你太强壮了,我应该找一只豹猫和她一起玩。如果能够交换猫生和人生,至少性格会好一些,能再附加每天出去玩的条件就会更好。对于现代社会的浮躁感,黄猫你能有什么感想吗?在一堆人都像喝多了的狗一样激动地大叫的时候你只好保有喵了个咪的沉默力量了吧。

常常感叹时间太快。一个想法在头脑中存放久了会烂掉,即使那个想法真的是梦想种子,在麻袋里装个一年半载也会生育能力下降。一本没有看完,始终没有看完的书/一幅想画,始终没有开始的画/一个想去,始终没有去的地方/一件想办,始终没有办的事。这些东西如同露水一样干净又容易蒸发,应该以猫的好奇心去追它们。如果有着一只猫一样充足的时间,一切会不会更好一点?

还有很多屁事,需要我像猫一样,迅速而不留痕迹地把它们都忘记掉。保持头脑的冷静和饥渴,健忘而坚强地固执己见。这种浪漫的调性就是一个好人在业余时间里需要常常锻炼,时刻像他的宠物猫学习的地方。(END)

附送悲惨搞笑的视频一枚。

Read More

waiting for a train

You’re waiting for a train.

A train that will take you far away.

You know where you hope this train will take you,

but you can’t be sure.

But it doesn’t matter.

How can it not matter to you where this train will take you?

Because we’ll be together.

VIA Inception

Read More

镜头前的我

总是在镜头的后面,突然翻起大家的照片,又有了一种很奇妙的感觉:同样的一件事情以不同的图像保存在每一个人的回忆和存储设备之中。

摄影师是小宁和朱朱。

okinawa

Read More

温暖彼此

加班的时候每天很精神,提案结束之后打车回家。睡到安贞醒来看了看路,回到家吃了点东西,一直睡到第二天早上八点。
突然就陷入这种空洞感觉之中。前天晚上,突然不能上网——所以打开Pages准备继续写下去。例行浏览一遍突然觉得至少有一万字是没有什么意义,需要被删除掉。一想到这里就一个字也写不出来了。然后看了两部电影,继续睡觉。昨天晚上也是一样,看了一部电影然后睡觉。早晨我以为我已经睡到至少十一点了,但是醒来发现才八点多。看来我已经休息过来了。
这几天黄猫胖了一点,和白猫相处的很好。可能是因为天气正在转凉,它们开始抱团温暖彼此。
当我正在写这些的时候黄猫正在衣柜顶上睡觉,它已经很久没有在那里睡觉了。

白猫和黄猫的相互照顾
白猫和黄猫的相互照顾
白猫和黄猫的相互照顾
白猫和黄猫的相互照顾
白猫和黄猫的相互照顾
白猫和黄猫的相互照顾

最近又在听对radiohead的致敬专辑。那首No Surprises我曾经两次放到这个博客上。

音频片段:需要 Adobe Flash Player(9 或以上版本)播放音频片段。 点击这里下载最新版本。您需要开启浏览器的 JavaScript 支持。

这是第三个版本了呢,每一次都有不同的感觉。

Read More

冲绳-4:海

回来的时候才想起来,冲绳路上的绿草地在电影《关于莉莉周的一切》里看过。第三天我们去海边,我给朱朱同学说the kindness of the strangers的歌词。
那里海的颜色更蓝更绿,珊瑚也超美。回来的路上我们几个躺在船顶的甲板上,云层层叠叠酝酿着一场雨,阳光强烈,每一个人半睁着眼睛。那种感觉就好像做梦一样。
所以在加班的夜晚,通过照片回忆一下。
感谢照片中的演员:朱朱同学和大叔。你们也超美。

okinawa
okinawa
okinawa
okinawa
okinawa
okinawa
okinawa
okinawa
okinawa

Read More

冲绳-3:狮子

冲绳的狮子到处都是,所有的纪念品和小玩意都围绕着狮子展开。公狮子是张开嘴的,母狮子闭着嘴。表情特别好玩。
我特地问了一下,据说狮子是中国明朝狮子的后代。文化的种子总是能漂洋过海,在异国他乡生根发芽。
而现在的我们是否在向世界输出先进的文化呢?

okinawa
okinawa
okinawa
okinawa
okinawa
okinawa
okinawa
okinawa
okinawa

Read More
valtrex purchase online where can i buy Cytotec online without a prescription buy accutane 20 mg 30 mg 40 mg 10 mg in canada purchase cheap prescription prednisone prednisone no script needed c.o.d. overnight Discount Cytotec purchase rx Valacyclovir without buy next day Strattera buy low cost Prednisone Valtrex no prior script where to buy prednisone no prescription no fees no rx Crestor with fedex Orlistat purchased online without prescription buy cheap fedex Crestor (no prescriptions needed for Buspar|buy Buspar with no prescription|online pharmacies Buspar|Buspar cheap|buy Buspar without rx|purchase rx Buspar without|Buspar purchase online|purchase Buspar online without rx|purchase Buspar free consultation|buy Buspar Online|buy Buspar american express|buy Buspar Online|buy cheap Buspar with dr. prescription|Buspar side effects|fedex Buspar without priscription|overnight Buspar without a rx|order cheap overnight Buspar|Buspar toronto|uk order Buspar|Buspar no doctors prescription|Buspar mexico|Buspar order|no prescription Buspar with fedex|order generic Buspar|buy Buspar without rx from us pharmacy|prezzo Buspar|Buspar 10mg|Buspar from canada|purchasing Buspar without a script|buy Buspar australia|purchase Buspar visa without prescription|online purchase Buspar|buy Buspar no perscription cod|buy Buspar drugs|buy Buspar with visa|buy Buspar without rx needed|buy Buspar without prescription|buy Buspar no prescription low cost|purchase where to purchase Buspar no prescription no fees purchase prednisone online no membership overnight shipping order prednisone without a prescription overnight shipping order Orlistat usa cod Premarin pharmacy buy Prednisone without rx needed online finpecia order where can i buy accutane without a perscription? buy accutane online pharmacy in turkey how to order xenical online without a prescription how to order Accutane online without prescription purchase Valtrex pay pal online without rx buy synthroid legally uk purchase Accutane without prescription how to purchase xenical online without rx order Zovirax for cash on delivery order zithromax without prescription to ship overnight order cheapest online prednisone Orlistat from india is it safe buy cheap Flomax no prescription buy Crestor with a mastercard buy Orlistat with amex buy Cytotec on line amex how to purchase Cytotec online without a prescription buy Amitriptyline next day delivery Amitriptyline without rx finpecia online buy saturday delivery where can i buy finpecia online without a prescription buy Valtrex no visa without rx Crestor no prescription to buy order Buspar no rx valtrex online generic Zithromax online buy Zithromax legally buy no perscription Buspar purchase Flomax pay pal online without rx where can i buy Flomax online where to buy Cytotec online in nz order Cytotec no visa without rx equivalent buy Cytotec buy no online rx Accutane purchase Buspar without prescription from us pharmacy where to buy Orlistat by cod Flomax bestellen buy Accutane diet pill Buspar overnight without rx order Xenical without rx from us pharmacy discount Flomax buy Premarin online without prescription how to order Premarin online without prescription Premarin free consultation fedex overnight delivery valtrex generic price iframe best Zithromax online pill order Orlistat online buy valtrex without a prescription buy Valacyclovir doctor prescription prednisone free consultation fedex overnight delivery buy Valtrex online prednisone online no perscription fedex purchase cheap prescription prednisone where to buy generic xenical online without a rx Zithromax online purchase Online overnight shipping Cytotec buy Crestor cheap without prescription purchase Accutane without prescription comprar Valtrex generico buy valtrex without doctor valtrex 1000 mg for sale usa Zithromax oral Zithromax prescription order Prednisone buy online purchase Xenical without prescription needed buy Flomax diet pills next day delivery xenical with no script buy Accutane line purchase Crestor cod delivery buy Zovirax no prescription no rx Xenical with fedex purchase xenical visa no prescription required prednisone Crestor on line purchase cheap online Valtrex order Xenical without a prescription overnight shipping Accutane no physician approval Buy Accutane without prescription Flomax from india is it safe buy valtrex with no prescription buy Valtrex online cheap Buspirone 10 mg no rx cod xenical best buy Valtrex purchase cheap online Flomax Flomax without doctor prescription purchase xenical online without script purchase cheap prescription Valtrex purchase Crestor no scams Valtrex wholesale Valacyclovir prescription buy cheapest Valtrex Zithromax online prescription buy Bupropion no prescription buy Amitriptyline offshore no prescription fedex buying Zithromax buy next day Orlistat order Orlistat uk fedex prednisone overnight without a prescription buy Cytotec paypal without rx purchase cheap Orlistat buy Prednisone fed ex what does Orlistat look like buy Cytotec in chicago Valtrex overnight delivery fed ex buy 500 mg Valtrex purchase xenical online without script no prescription required xenical purchase finpecia online without script purchase cheap Nizoral buy online Nizoral without rx buy Buspar doctor prescription buy xenical online without a prescription and no membership buy online Xenical where to purchase cheap Strattera no rx purchase Buspar without a rx online buy Tamsulosin cheap how to buy Maxalt without a prescription where can i get prednisone without a prescription Cytotec usa purchase prednisone without prescription from us pharmacy buy Crestor Online buy cheap Prednisone free fedex how to buy xenical online without a rx Prednisone oral Prednisone prices buy Proscar 5 mg buy cheapest Valtrex buy valtrex legally cheap Valtrex no script order overnight prednisone generic Cytotec 200 mg order Accutane without prescription to ship overnight generic Zithromax online order Zithromax usa no rx Orlistat with fedex cheap generic Valtrex purchase Valtrex cod next day delivery order prednisone Flomax prescription buy Flomax no prescriptions no prescription Orlistat buy Rosuvastatin pills in toronto no rx cod Crestor Overnight buspar without a perscription comprar Flomax generico